(Sob) Golly, you are one thoughtful and compassionate conservative (sniffle).
I was s-o-o-o-o-o inspired by YOUR generosity that I arranged for free samples
of Viagra and Extenze to be sent to COS Emanuel. Just think, Rahm will no
longer have to use a rolled-up sock (sob).
"I love hope and change. With Obamacare's 'Funds for F*****s'......I can get a
high-tech penile implant. Obamacare's Penis-a-Go-Go. has microscopic cameras
and remote video relays to wide screens in Planned Parenthood offices....to make
sure Americans are using sanitary sexual organs. Obama says it will save zillions
on STD medical costs."
It looks like Rahm had a Freddie Mercury fetish...