7 Lies of The Obama Administration

Townhall.com ^ | August 4, 2009 | John Hawkins

[DustyMoment]

I didn’t think there was enough Internet bandwith to document all the lies of the Obama Administration. That said, there’s this:

The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,’ said the man, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,’ said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Obama’s clock?” asked the man.

“Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office . . .

He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

[kellynla]

BTTT

[andy58-in-nh]

Here's a sure way to tell that Obama is lying (yes, I know: whenever his lips are moving, but...):

Whenever your hear him say, "Let me be clear", a whopper is about to follow.

[Kaslin]

You don’t even know how right you are

[RipSawyer]

He must have studied Nixon, do you remember,”Let me make one thing perfectly clear”?

[andy58-in-nh]

“Tricky Dicky” has morphed into “Crafty Barry”.

[Jess Kitting]

Reminds me of that old song, "The Boxer," by Simon and Garfunkel:

Lie la lie, lie la lie lie, lie lie lie
Lie la lie, lie la lie lie la lie, lie la lie lie lie!

[metmom]

I doubt they’ve even had seven truths, or told the truth seven times.

Just work on the assumption that it’s all lies and they’d save time.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

HA! I love that! Is it sold somewhere?

[Texas resident]

It would be much easier and less time consuming to count the times he tells the truth.

1.

crickets.

[NewLand]

HA! I love that! Is it sold somewhere?

Cafe Press...click here

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Thanks!