" The undersigned counsel for Plaintiffs has acquired possession of a color copy of one certain document (attached as Exhibit A to this motion), regarding which there are no ready means of authentication except by recovery of the original document. As should be apparent from the nature and content of the document, if authenticated, and shown to be genuine, the contents of this document will significantly narrow and shorten the discovery and pre-trial litigation period necessary in this case, and might lead to an early resolution by settlement or transfer of these proceedings to the United States House of Representatives and Senate according the procedures outlined in the Constitution."
*UUUUUUUGHHH*
That just makes me nauseous reading it. So Orly doesn’t even have the original document, she has a copy from *Source anonymous for protection*, but she’s asking the court to grant her access to the official records to verify its authenticity.
This just seems backwards.