“It doesn’t say what you say it does. but you think it does, and that’s good enought for you.”
Okay, maybe it doesn’t say what we believe, loud and clear (or as clearly as the 14th itself), mostly because they weren’t ruling on presidential eligibility. But they go a long way towards it, whereas nothing in the entire U.S. legal cannon backs up your supposition.
Be sure not to step in front of that “legal cannon.”