Posted on the bulletin board in the break room of a small company......
A LETTER FROM THE BOSS:
As the VP of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to be increased by about 10%
Since we cannot increase our prices right now, due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This really bothered me, since I believe we are family here, and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six ‘Obama’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars, and I have decided these folks will be the ones to be let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.