[BAW]

"I didn't stop to realize it was my race that was inflaming the situation." Crowley said in the statement. "I should have quietly allowed Mr. Gates to berate me until an officer of a less offensive race arrived, and for that, I apologize."

Okay, okay . . it was at this point I realized this was satire.

[greatplains]

Don’t feel alone. Like I’ve said before, the line between fact and fiction has been all but obliterated. You really have to look hard to be sure.

The sad thing? If this was not satire, I wouldn’t be surprised.