True. Lots of things are possible, I guess. And, for less than 1/3 the cost of a carton of Marlboros, Zero can have his long form BC released and this whole thing can be put to bed.
Under this theory he doesn't have a long form birth certificate since he wasn't born there. Instead he supplied "evidence" in 2006 or 2007 that he was born there and the state of Hawaii issued a COLB based on the evidence submitted.
It explains WHY he can't release a long form. And it explains why Fukino said "vital records".