Self-control, brothers (and sisters). Not new laws.
I once had beer poured onto my head by a fan of a certain football team that shall remain nameless in order to avoid flame wars. Part of me wanted to deck the guy, but I refrained from doing so, even though I probably could have kicked his ass.
From my experience, three guesses:
Eagles
Raiders
Browns
I bet you could have too. Sounds like you were probably sober anyway.