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To: CitizenM

“We are getting ripped off by our government. We are paying each of our elected officials hundreds of thousands of dollars each year to represent us. All they are doing is generating thousands of pages of unread documents. Leaders of the Democrat Party are publicly justifying never reading what that write. They prefer to leave the decisions to government bureaucrats.”

Great description of our current system of government. Too bad that the author of the post see’s no possibility of his recommendations coming to pass.

Here’s how we CAN get out of this mess.
1. Fire all of our government bureaucrats, lawyers, and secretaries.

2. Replace them with 100, 000 monkeys in front of word processors. This will produce an immediate improvement what our legislative branch turns out. Guaranteed! And our congressmen and Senators won’t even have to learn to read.

3. As an added bonus it will save enough money to pay off the deficit .


8 posted on 07/28/2009 1:03:09 PM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: haroldeveryman
LOLOLOL. You are right. After all, we only need to feed the monkeys bananas.

But, we have not had much luck with the Turkeys now in office. So I doubt any animals would be much better. But, I love your humor. Thanks

9 posted on 07/28/2009 1:08:12 PM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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