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Funnies: Cambridge Cop Arrests Obama
ABC News ^ | July 26, 2009

Posted on 07/26/2009 3:15:37 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Here's a roundup of the late-night comics.

The Tonight Show

Conan O'Brien: Obama says the conversation went well [between he and Cambridge police officer Sgt. Jim Crowley], but there was an awkward moment when the cop arrested Obama.

--snip--

The Daily Show

Jon Stewart: I wasn't at the press conference last night. I also don't have all the facts, but I think it's fair to say Obama handled that question -- oh, what's the word I'm looking for? Stupidly.

Late Show

David Letterman: Sunday will be a big day for Sarah Palin. That's the day she plans to go on her porch and wave goodbye to Russia. Goodbye, Russia.

--snip--

Real Time With Bill Maher

Bill Maher: Obama spoke with officer Crowley on the phone. He said he was a good man, a good policeman, and they could find some common ground. Although he did find it strange that at the end of their conversation Crowley demanded to see his birth certificate.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bho44; birthcertificate; certifigate; crowley; democrats; gatesgate; mrskippy; obama; obamacare; sarahpalin; sgtjamescrowley
Is Bill Maher an idiot? The more they mention the birth certificate issue, the more people hear about it and wonder "what's up with that", then due their own research. If he thinks ridiculing us will put it to bed, he's dumber than I thought.
1 posted on 07/26/2009 3:15:38 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Maher had a moment of weakness because the birth certificate jokes practically write themselves!

I bet the writers for Conan, etc. can’t help themselves and have written countless hilarious Obama birth certificate jokes which they then feel compelled to wad up and toss at the wastebasket.


2 posted on 07/26/2009 3:19:08 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I was stunned to read what David Letterman said about Sarah Palin.

I didn't know David Letterman was still alive.

3 posted on 07/26/2009 3:20:47 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I think that, unfortunately, they know it won’t go any further with this kind of help from the MSM.

It’s being turned into *swift-boat* waters . . .we
are all nut cases.


4 posted on 07/26/2009 3:22:44 PM PDT by Jeffrey_D. (veritas odium parit)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Sheeyit. Jon Stewart making sport of someone for spouting an opinion while not in possession of all the facts? Isn’t that the premise of his whole show?


5 posted on 07/26/2009 3:23:26 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Texas Eagle

Letterman has an obsession with Sarah Palin, and if she ever has a stalker we’ll know who the dirty old man is.


6 posted on 07/26/2009 3:24:54 PM PDT by Kackikat
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To: Texas Eagle

“I didn’t know David Letterman was still alive.”

His stink is still around it seems.


7 posted on 07/26/2009 3:25:03 PM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

No... actually that’s evidence that the subject has shifted, now..., to the “nutters category”...

Just curious... did he get a laugh out of it? That would tell you. If it fell absolutely flat and people were silent and shocked, then you would be right. But, if everyone was “yukking it up” with Bill Maher... then no..., it’s been successfully shunted into the “nutters category”...


8 posted on 07/26/2009 3:26:33 PM PDT by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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To: Jeffrey_D.
It’s being turned into *swift-boat* waters . . .we are all nut cases.

And it's a sly attempt to marginalize Sgt. Crowley.
9 posted on 07/26/2009 3:28:07 PM PDT by Canedawg (FUBO)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Conan O’Brien: Obama says the conversation went well [between he and Cambridge police officer Sgt. Jim Crowley], but there was an awkward moment when the cop arrested Obama.

Obama says: “You have no idea who you’re dealing with here!” ... LOL...


10 posted on 07/26/2009 3:29:16 PM PDT by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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To: Canedawg

I agree,

Now everybody switch Sgt. Crowley with a black officer . . .

How do you think the exchange would have went??? LOL

This is with out a doubt being played for a reason;
Health Care, Cap and Tax, whatever, they’re playin it!


11 posted on 07/26/2009 3:35:14 PM PDT by Jeffrey_D. (veritas odium parit)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

17 outstanding unpaid parking tickets?


12 posted on 07/26/2009 3:47:48 PM PDT by dancusa (The word "racist" is a magic shield word that's supposed to stop any dissent.)
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To: SirJohnBarleycorn
What about Stinky jokes?

His Inits are BO for crying out loud!

Hopefuly the Maher joke will be more than just a joke soon!

13 posted on 07/26/2009 3:58:10 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Ifanationexpects tobe ignorantandfree,inastateofcivilization,itexpects whatneverwas andnever will be)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

These Late Night Talk Show hosts are just the ‘court jesters’ of our time.


14 posted on 07/26/2009 4:06:10 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Where's this tagline thing everyone keeps talking about?)
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To: Jeffrey_D.
It’s being turned into *swift-boat* waters . . .we are all nut cases.

That reminds me.

Other than hair and face, is there much difference between obama and kerry?

Clean. Articulate. Good liar. Fakes being good at everything. Throws like a girl.

15 posted on 07/26/2009 4:17:15 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Where's this tagline thing everyone keeps talking about?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The Cambridge Cops blew the whistle on the Kenyan Pretender. Sooner or later, they’re gonna pay for that.


16 posted on 07/26/2009 4:30:16 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: Texas Eagle
"I didn't know David Letterman was still alive."

He's not, but they keep propping his worthless carcass up at the desk, nonetheless.
17 posted on 07/26/2009 4:58:04 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Must be the first time in six months that the Obama jokes have outnumbered the Palin jokes. Five to one.


18 posted on 07/26/2009 5:33:51 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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