Posted on 07/26/2009 8:32:57 AM PDT by Schnucki
“Last night we had a date, we stayed out late,
I bought round after round,
Just for you I played the fool, yes I was quite the clown,
Words were spoke, and hearts were broken but now I hope you see,
It was the whiskey talkin’, not me...
I didn’t mean to make a scene, it’s really not my style,
I raised some cain and called some names, I guess I got myself a little wild,
If I bragged too loud, and act too proud, don’t blame ol’ Jerry Lee,
It was the whiskey talkin’, not me...
I had myself a little splash, I said ‘you no good piece of trash’
Shot my mouth off through the night, but Lord my bark is bigger than my bite,
If lies were told, if I was bold, don’t take it personally,
It was the whiskey talkin’, not me...
At the bar I bucked and roared, picked a fight and I got floored,
Had a shot, got plumb insane, took every body’s name in vain,
But all that stuff is just a bluff, I wouldn’t hurt a flea,
It was the whiskey talkin’, not me...
The ol’ devil makes me do some things that take a lot of nerve,
How could I sass a gal like you, you’re more than I deserve!
Don’t you get upset, and please accept ol’ Killer’s apology,
It was the whiskey talkin’ not me...
It Was The Whiskey Talkin’ Not Me (1991)
- Jerry Lee Lewis (from the ‘Dick Tracy’ soundtrack)
I have always found tequila shots work well.
This was common knowledge at Nu Sigma Nu in ‘69.
Every generation has to learn anew.
That was splendid! I can only imagine how wonderful Tony Randall would be, as well. Thanks for posting.
Isn't that "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"?
Quaaludes always worked better than anything....they should bring them back and prescribe them for women who lost their drive...which does happen after a lot of kids and age and whatnot.
Men ..most anyhow...just seem to be machines except the collapsing testosterone rates in younger men today is alarming.
I think it’s proven alcohol makes women hornier and temporarily raises their own testosterone.
Women especially as they age are much more complicated about sex drive. If they want impregnation they will wear you out. Once they accomplish all that over the years, they wane...although a nice dinner and some gifts and really sucking up to them will get them frisky. Or sometimes for now reason they just get turned on....maybe they heard Roxy Music somewhere that day.
Note to young guys. Don’t believe the hype about a woman’s sex drive being off the charts after aged 40. I know scores of middle aged guys. I know one who will tell anyone his wife wants sex more than he does....and we guys talk a lot about the Nani....even as we age it still comes up a lot. Women may learn what they like better at that age and how to get pleased better but their drive is about like men....they are most kitten younger.
God make us biologically to procreate much younger than educated class folks do now. God did not make a woman’s body to wait to 30s and 40s...hence there is a reason young people are so driven.
So go get em....responsibly.
*women are very complicated and fickle creatures...especially the sought after pretty ones and men (me too) and our culture caters to them and makes them even worse in that regard than they are inherently....sometimes even good intentions can create the occasional Bette Davis hydra
And beer increases their looks.
Next time try something besides Ripple.
Ha! Funded by drug companies, and if women aren’t sexually aroused all or almost all the time they’re deemed dysfunctional.
lol now thats funny
Sparkling wine works even better. And sparkling rocks best of all.
This past Friday was “National Tequila Day”.
Another charming old ditty on the subject: “The Fatal Glass of Beer,” begins around 2:00 in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYDKmEF85CY
That’s why here in the Finger Lakes we refer to “Red Cat” from Hazlitt as “Hector Horny Juice.” You’ll find the HHJ right on the bottle. Try it, it works ;)
And I dig drunk chicks.
SWEET.
HOLY CRAP BATMAN!
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