When they downsized the toilet tanks,
I flush 3 times whether I need it or not.
"Carbon footprint too big?
I try to keep the burn barrel going 24-7.
We're using too much lighting?
You can read the newspaper at midnight on a new moon a quarter mile from my house.
If it pisses of an enviro-wacko and doesn't cost too much money, I'm up for it.