My condensed version:
If you get hit by a bus, a crooked doctor will tell you you need your tonsils out, but don’t be fooled - taking the blue pill will fix you right up. (No Viagra pun intended.)
Oh, and all white cops are stupid racists...NO HEALTHCARE FOR YOU!!
Good summary. You were paying attention.
Well done, where were you when I was in school, I could have used a friend like you. lol.