I find myself sometimes yelling at the TV ... Shoot the bastard and save someone else the misery, dolt!
"Hello, mam, are you allright?"
"Don't call me 'mam'. I worked hard to get this title, please call me 'senator'."
"Ok, senator. Are you allright?"
"I think so, but four guys are smashing my windows and climbing through them."
"Well, help is on the way."
"You sound like my ex-husband."
"Look mam, you'd better hide in another room."
"Please don't call me 'mam', I worke......"
"Mam, are you allright?, I mean, senator?"
"Click!"