I have the golf gene. Can the author explain what the cavemen used for golf clubs and golf balls?
We could lump the whole list under Original Sin, but that would eliminate all these federally-funded studies and put those who know a whole lot about nothing out of jobs.
Well, the golf club arose from having to hit the cavewoman over the head in order to rape her of course.
The golf balls came about after the cave woman woke up and emasculated the cave man.
You see, after she was done he didn't have anything better to do than try to hit the balls with the club.
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