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I can see it. Unfortunately, Hussein Deathcare™ doesn't cover 'cigarettes, whiskey & wild, wild women."

1 posted on 07/21/2009 8:39:37 PM PDT by Libloather
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"attributed longevity to cigarettes, whiskey & wild, wild women."

The bad news is that Bill Clinton will probably live forever......

2 posted on 07/21/2009 8:42:31 PM PDT by Natural Law
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Looks like I may live to be a very old man.


3 posted on 07/21/2009 8:57:37 PM PDT by muddler
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'Extremely unique'

Logic police here.... Unique means "the only one". So there can be no grades or modifiers to "the only one".

That being said, I heartily approve of his lifestyle, and follow that formula myself. "One half of my money, I spent on wimmen and whiskey, the other half, I wasted."

/johnny

4 posted on 07/21/2009 8:57:37 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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Quoting Tom T. Hall....

“Younger women, older whiskey, faster horses...more moneyyyyy.”

Insurance? We don’t need no stinkin’ insurance. :)


6 posted on 07/21/2009 9:13:39 PM PDT by berdie (Philosophies of the school room in one generation will reflect the government philosophy of the next)
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I’ll go for the whiskey, but I’m a straight female who doesn’t smoke. And I’m not a slut.

Oh well. Rest in peace you naughty boy.


7 posted on 07/21/2009 9:33:50 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism, it*s the new black.)
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Hand salute.

Ready, two!

10 posted on 07/21/2009 9:41:10 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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I smoke cigars instead of cigerettes. I have done the wild women and drinking though. Will I be okay?


16 posted on 07/21/2009 10:04:46 PM PDT by wjcsux (Germany, 1933. America, 2009. History repeats itself again.)
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It’s a shame that the vast majority of people die within six months of their birthday........


19 posted on 07/21/2009 10:08:38 PM PDT by exit82 (Sarah Palin is President No. 45. Get behind her, GOP, or get out of the way.)
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Sorry to throw cold water on an entertaining thread, but in fairness to the memory of Henry, he was being a bit tongue-in-cheek about the “wild women”.

from his obit:
He would attribute his longevity to “cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women” then add that there had only been one woman for him – his beloved wife, who died in 1970.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/military-obituaries/naval-obituaries/5865484/Air-Mechanic-Henry-Allingham.html


23 posted on 07/21/2009 10:52:41 PM PDT by Deo volente
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