I can see it. Unfortunately, Hussein Deathcare doesn't cover 'cigarettes, whiskey & wild, wild women."
The bad news is that Bill Clinton will probably live forever......
Looks like I may live to be a very old man.
Logic police here.... Unique means "the only one". So there can be no grades or modifiers to "the only one".
That being said, I heartily approve of his lifestyle, and follow that formula myself. "One half of my money, I spent on wimmen and whiskey, the other half, I wasted."
/johnny
Quoting Tom T. Hall....
“Younger women, older whiskey, faster horses...more moneyyyyy.”
Insurance? We don’t need no stinkin’ insurance. :)
I’ll go for the whiskey, but I’m a straight female who doesn’t smoke. And I’m not a slut.
Oh well. Rest in peace you naughty boy.
Ready, two!
I smoke cigars instead of cigerettes. I have done the wild women and drinking though. Will I be okay?
It’s a shame that the vast majority of people die within six months of their birthday........
Sorry to throw cold water on an entertaining thread, but in fairness to the memory of Henry, he was being a bit tongue-in-cheek about the “wild women”.
from his obit:
He would attribute his longevity to “cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women” then add that there had only been one woman for him his beloved wife, who died in 1970.