[Ethan Clive Osgoode]

Evo scientists are debating how to classify this fossil and where it belongs in the fossil record.

Whatever an evolutionist digs out of the ground, it sets him a-shrieking Darwin Proved True!, even if it's a mouldy potato. If the mouldy potato is classified as an ancestor of man, it's "Darwin Proved True!". If the mouldy potato is not classified as an ancestor of man, it's "Darwin Proved True" anyway.

Remember Bathybius? Huxley discovers sludge under the ocean and then it becomes "a vast sheet of living matter enveloping the whole earth beneath the seas" and the shrieking begins: "DARWIN PROVED TRUE, there is no God, Ha Ha Ha, Hoo Hoo, Hee Hee..."

[metmom]

Remember Bathybius? Huxley discovers sludge under the ocean and then it becomes "a vast sheet of living matter enveloping the whole earth beneath the seas" and the shrieking begins: "DARWIN PROVED TRUE, there is no God, Ha Ha Ha, Hoo Hoo, Hee Hee..."

Wait. You mean this scientific discovery was *gasp* wrong?

But, but, but,..... it's science. How could it be wrong?