We used to call it “Double-Coyote” ugly.
Coyote ugly is where you wake up with her asleep on your arm, and you chew your arm off to escape rather than wake her up.
Double-Coyote ugly is when you have escaped, you chew your other arm off, because you know she’ll be looking for a one-armed man.
Her parents tied a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.