[KYGrandma]

I agree, the crime is heading out to the suburbs. We live in the East end of Louisville, where crime has been very low. Now we are all putting in alarm systems and making sure our cars are in the garage. Next, it will be arming ourselves. Of course, we are the only ones with stuff worth stealing.

[freed0misntfree]

Thank you, Section 8 housing!

[Hat-Trick]

Next, it will be arming ourselves.

I strongly recommend accomplishing that quickly.

[Stentor]

Now we are all putting in alarm systems...

I always roar at those Brinks home security commercials. The invaders would have you turned inside out in the time it takes someone to get there.