[SpinnerWebb]

Nah...he's just Bi-POLAR... >rimshot<

so, this bi-polar penguin is having car problems, and takes it to his buddy the walrus, who's a mechanic. Walrus tells him that it will be an hour or so before he can diagnose the issue, so penguin takes a stroll.

On his way back, he passes an Eskimo Pie vendor, so he buys one, and is just licking the last of it off the stick when he walks into walrus' garage.

Walrus looks up and, seeing penguin returning for his diagnosis on his car, says "hey, man... it looks like you blew a seal."

Penguin, taking his flipper and wiping his beak replies "Oh, no... it's just a little ice cream".

[massgopguy]

“She didn’t care who got hurt”? Isn’t that why the guys in Brokeback Mountain were hailed as heroes by gay guys?