Ya might be a Redneck.
“He was told they couldn’t do it and had to move because his wife was not allowed to sit with the men. He shook his head and said “Only in America...”
That was the CRUX right there. He should have told them to kiss his infidelass, the wife was staying right where she was sitting. If they wanted change........go back to fuckistan where they came from and have their meeting.