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Japanese space module Kibo not set to unleash destruction on unsuspecting Earth [Humor]
The Daily Week ^ | 07/19/2009 | Duncan McKenzie

Posted on 07/19/2009 9:03:23 AM PDT by Mike Darancette

Astronauts from the space shuttle Endeavour have completed the next stage of Kibo, the Japanese module for the International Space Station.

"Kibo is intended to advance science - to do good," said Tetsuro Yokoyama, the kindly deputy manager of the project.

"And yet, everything may change," added his assistant, the shadowy figure known as Desslok.

The Kibo complex consists of a central laboratory and an attached logistics module. It is equipped with two robotic arms - a small one, for delicate work, and a larger one for science experiments and ultimate crushing power.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailyweek.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: japan; space
Sounds like a bad movie.
1 posted on 07/19/2009 9:03:23 AM PDT by Mike Darancette
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To: Mike Darancette

The DAILY WEEK is a satire website.


2 posted on 07/19/2009 9:09:15 AM PDT by UCANSEE2
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To: Mike Darancette
It could be Hal.


3 posted on 07/19/2009 9:10:00 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: UCANSEE2

Dang.... I thought Godzilla was back again.


4 posted on 07/19/2009 9:10:24 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: Mike Darancette
When Steve finishes
his solo, he'll go beat up
the world-conquest types . . .

5 posted on 07/19/2009 9:10:54 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss; UCANSEE2
It's a satire, but
a Steven Seagal reference
still is right at home!

6 posted on 07/19/2009 9:13:24 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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