‘The Cause of My Life’ [Ted Kennedy Explains]

Newsweek ^ | July 18th 2009

[Jenny217]

Mary Jo is unfortunately unavailable for comment thanks to this poor excuse for a human being.

[BipolarBob]

Time for Carousel and Teddie to “Renew”.

[stratman1969]

Mary Jo was unavailable for comment.

[Palladin]

“that immobilizes a patient between two canvas slings... Nurses would regularly turn me over.”

Nurse sandwiches?

[gidget7]

Ingrate. Not a word about our hospital that he was flown to and saved is sorry butt until he was stable enough to be transported. He was there for a week at least.

He does give a nursing scholarship in Moss's name every year, but other than that, you would think the hospital doesn't exist.

[Arthur McGowan]

Not only does Kennedy have the shamelessness to write about Bayh’s pulling him to safety, he named his dog “Splash.” If Kennedy has never gone to Pennsylvania (I think it was) to dance on Mary Jo’s grave (”I’m alive and you’re not!”), I would be surprised.

[Wooly]

You can be brain dead and still serve as a liberal democrat.

[muawiyah]

Seems to me the Massachusetts Democrat conventions are dangerous and should be banned before more people are killed.

[tx_eggman]

My friend and colleague in the Senate, Birch Bayh, risked his life to pull me from the wreckage.

Mr. Bayh as a leg up on you in the character department Ted, you fat fetid piece of crap. If he'd have taken a page from your playbook and walked away to go talk to his family lawyers you'd have been recycled into plant food a long time ago. ... and America would have been a better place.

[driftdiver]

He probably believes it will be that way. Just shows how stupid and out of touch he is.

TERM LIMITS NOW

[shove_it]

Right on Swimmer. You belly up to the bar and sign up for The 0ne’s Death Care first.

[mathurine]

His impending death should bring forth another round of those great Teddy Kenndy jokes from the past which have welled up every time the turd has tried to run for anything except his lordship’s hereditary family senatorship.

[ChowChowFace]

Time for the hospice...Obama said so. Oh...and by the way...crappy anniversary, Ted.

[2ndDivisionVet]

‘The Cause of My Life’ [Ted Kennedy Explains] To bring back Oldsmobile? Mandatory wet-bars in all new cars? Swimming lessons for all congressional staffers?

[Semper Mark]

Happy anniversary Teddy.

[FastCoyote]

[But quality care shouldn’t depend on your financial resources]

Good, cause I personally want an infinite amount of high quality care. Thow in a pedicure, a Swedish massage and some Viagra and I’ll be a quality health care recipient for the rest of my life.

[katiekins1]

This is the cause of my life

Joe Kennedy is responsible for Ted's PATHETIC existence! Has Ted been beamed up yet by the Obama
Health Care Czars?

[FastCoyote]

Thow=Throw

So many typos, so little time

[freekitty]

Except if he lives long enough; he nor other Congress critters will be participating in our plan. They know better.

[Oratam]

How many violent and preventable deaths in this guy’s personal circle? A world without Ted Kennedy is a safer world.