“What can we do to have muscle representation at voting places to protect voters and keep the voting places free of fraud and thugs?”
Oh, no, no, no!
We musn’t do anything like this, only the left can do this.
We are ‘above’ all of this, see.
When they land their clubs up side your head you must retreat to the ER, then, after treatment for a fractured skull, you must return to your home, turn on Fox News and wait quietly for the next election.
You must not defend yourself in any way that might appear aggressive, or even confrontational.
Remember, we are far too enlightened, far too well bred, and far too conservative to put up a fight.
Follow the rules, Republicans even when the other team is beating your head into a smoothie.
Just wait for your opportunity to cast your oh-so powerful vote and effect change the natural, proper, conservative way.
It’s so much easier, and even those pesky Democrats will appreciate your following our sacred rules.