His whole FAMILY is s-c-u-m.
- Kennedy earned C grades at the private Milton Academy
- (he) was admitted to Harvard as a "legacy" .. the younger and dimmer Kennedy's admission was .. assured. (
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- While attending, he was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.
- While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. ()
- His father ... pulled the necessary strings to have his enlistment shortened to two years
- .. to ensure that he served in Europe, not Korea, where a war was raging. Kennedy was assigned to Paris
- (Teddy) never advanced beyond the rank of Private)
- While attending law school at the University of Virginia, he was cited for reckless driving four times
- once when he was clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with his headlights off after dark.
- Yet his Virginia driver's license was never revoked.
- In 1962, at age 30 (..min age to hold a Senate seat) he ran for the Senate. (FIXED!)
and THEN, the Drunken SOT really did it..
- On 18 July 1969, Kennedy attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts. At about 11:00 PM, he borrowed his chauffeur's keys to his Oldsmobile limousine, and offered to give a ride home to Mary Jo Kopechne, a campaign worker. Leaving the island via an unlit bridge with no guard rail, Kennedy steered the car off the bridge, flipped, and into Poucha Pond. He swam to shore and walked back to the party -- passing several houses and a fire station -- and two friends returned with him to the scene of the accident. According to their later testimony, they told him what he already knew, that he was required by law to immediately report the accident to the authorities. Instead Kennedy made his way to his hotel, called his lawyer, and went to sleep.
Kennedy called the police the next morning. By then the wreck had already been discovered. Before dying, Kopechne had scratched at the upholstered floor above her head in the upside-down car. The Kennedy family began pulling strings, ensuring that any inquiry would be contained. Her corpse was whisked out-of-state to her family, before an autopsy could be conducted. Further details are uncertain, but after the accident Kennedy says he repeatedly dove under the water trying to rescue Kopechne, and he didn't call police because he was in a state of shock. In versions not so kind, it is widely assumed Kennedy was drunk, that he was having an affair with Kopechne, and/or that he held off calling police in hopes that his family could fix the problem overnight.
- In 1973, at the height of Nixon's Watergate scandal, Kennedy thundered from the Senate floor, "Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?" (Stupid, arrogant, asshat!)
- In 1980, Kennedy challenged Carter.. for the Democratic nomination. ... by an interview with CBS Newsman Roger Mudd, who asked ... "Why do you want to be President?" Kennedy couldn't come up with a straightforward answer.
- a late-1980s media profile, Kennedy was succinctly described as someone who "grew to manhood without learning to be an adult". (MORON!)
- He is rumored to have had several affairs while married to his first wife, and had often been seen in public while thoroughly tanked and/or behaving obnoxiously. (PIG!)
- In 1987 he was caught in flagrante delicto (Having Sex) with an unidentified woman on the floor of a restaurant (PIG!).
There's a special wing in Hell just for the Kennedy's. Teddy has the Biggest Suite!
(1) Ted Kennedy NNBB Tracking the entire world.