In a perfect world, Fat Teddy Kennedy would have taken Jane Fonda for a ride across the Chappaquiddick Bridge that fateful night, and as the car plunged into the water, it would have struck Uncle Walter in his boat, looking for clues and never finding any.
Damn, that was a fine piece of writing, but you forgot to have his passenger, Pelosi, killed when Wally’s boat exploded, the metal shards annihilating Obama’s future mother who was working in the galley. I could go on but you get the drift!