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To: Sub-Driver
Gorillas, Chimps, Monkeys and possibly Orangutans are all racist in Obamerica...Any and all references to any simian needs to be taken very seriously!!
2 posted on
07/17/2009 10:35:11 AM PDT by
NMEwithin
To: Sub-Driver
Gorilla Glue for Obama?
Far too easy.
3 posted on
07/17/2009 10:36:37 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(As a child Obama was rejected from Little League because of lack of a birth certificate.)
To: Sub-Driver
Its a fairly effective household grade glue, I use it for about every project requiring glue, I guess that makes me a “racist.” (whatever that means?”
4 posted on
07/17/2009 10:36:50 AM PDT by
junta
(I am the son of Yacub, who for one welcomes my new overlord Obama.)
To: Sub-Driver
Isn’t Gorilla Glue stonger than Elmers and other standard glues? We all know plain old Elmers is not going to keep Obama from “gallivanting” around the globe.
5 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:06 AM PDT by
Cathy
To: Sub-Driver
The author of the piece is the only person wearing his racism on his sleeve. Eeeesh.
6 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:19 AM PDT by
NautiNurse
(Obama: A day without TOTUS is like a day without sunshine)
To: Sub-Driver
“a ...white Southerner...”
Oh, I forgot we aren’t allowed to speck an opinion anymore
7 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:26 AM PDT by
DwFry
(Baby Boomers Killed Western Civilization!)
To: Sub-Driver
Zell Miller is the only democrat I would ever vote for..and that includes for president..
8 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:26 AM PDT by
PLD
To: Sub-Driver
Sigh.
Give me a freakin' break.
9 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:28 AM PDT by
Recovering Hermit
(I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
To: Sub-Driver
Yeah, OK. But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum? Because Gorilla Glue works better, asshat.
10 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:34 AM PDT by
Doohickey
(I try to take my days one at a time, but occasionally several days attack me at once.)
To: Sub-Driver
The ap, fanning the flames of division. They are very good at it, along with their terrorist sympathies.
11 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:41 AM PDT by
Eagles6
( Typical White Guy: Christian, Constitutionalist, Heterosexual, Redneck. (Let them eat arugula!))
To: Sub-Driver
"Yeah, OK. But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum?"These people just don't have a clue about life in the real world, do they?
12 posted on
07/17/2009 10:38:42 AM PDT by
Hatteras
Wonder if he knows how to duel?
13 posted on
07/17/2009 10:39:16 AM PDT by
McGruff
(Paid for by Fred Robinson / Jim Thompson 2012)
To: Sub-Driver
But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum? If they use Gorilla Glue, it might take a monkey wrench to pry him loose.
Oops...
14 posted on
07/17/2009 10:40:50 AM PDT by
Recovering Hermit
(I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
To: Sub-Driver
Gor glue is the only glue I use now - its awesome.
15 posted on
07/17/2009 10:40:54 AM PDT by
edcoil
(If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
To: Sub-Driver
16 posted on
07/17/2009 10:40:57 AM PDT by
FourPeas
(Why does Professor Presbury's wolfhound, Roy, endeavour to bite him?)
To: Sub-Driver
Our globe-trotting president needs to stop and take a break and quit gallivanting around," Miller said, adding that White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel needs to put "Gorilla Glue" on his chair to keep him in the Oval Office.They need the strong stuff for O. Elmer's ain't gonna keep him bolted to his seat.
17 posted on
07/17/2009 10:40:57 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: Sub-Driver
Because Elmer Fudd is an old white guy, thus obviously a racist. Krazy-glue would imply a mental disorder. Stick-um is too close to “stick ‘em up” and would imply that only blacks commit crimes.
Shoulda gone with “gum”, Zell. :(
19 posted on
07/17/2009 10:41:05 AM PDT by
nodumbblonde
(Produce, and feed us in exchange for our not destroying your production.)
To: Sub-Driver
What? That’s what the glue is called.
God save us from humorless morons.
20 posted on
07/17/2009 10:41:30 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Sub-Driver
They obviously have never heard of gorilla glue! He was probably referring to the EXTRA STRENGTH glue to make sure it held Obama’s butt in place!
http://www.gorillaglue.com/
23 posted on
07/17/2009 10:42:49 AM PDT by
kcvl
To: Sub-Driver
Does this mean any future references to Elmer's glue is now to be taken as a racial slur towards rednecks? What about white-out, honky tonk?
24 posted on
07/17/2009 10:43:17 AM PDT by
JrsyJack
(There's a little Jim Thompson in all of us)
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