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Zell Miller: Buy "Gorilla Glue" for Obama
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Posted on 07/17/2009 10:32:25 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

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To: PLD

Ditto


21 posted on 07/17/2009 10:41:37 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: NMEwithin

Re: “Gorillas, Chimps, Monkeys and possibly Orangutans are all racist in Obamerica...Any and all references to any simian needs to be taken very seriously!!”

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Don’t forget water buffalo — some white college kid got in big trouble a few years ago for referring to a bunch of black female students who were for some reason outside his frat house as “water buffalo.”

OTOH, it was perfectly OK to refer to GWB as the ‘chimp’ for eight years. See how it works?


22 posted on 07/17/2009 10:42:16 AM PDT by CaliforniaCon
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To: Sub-Driver

They obviously have never heard of gorilla glue! He was probably referring to the EXTRA STRENGTH glue to make sure it held Obama’s butt in place!

http://www.gorillaglue.com/


23 posted on 07/17/2009 10:42:49 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: Sub-Driver
Does this mean any future references to Elmer's glue is now to be taken as a racial slur towards rednecks? What about white-out, honky tonk?
24 posted on 07/17/2009 10:43:17 AM PDT by JrsyJack (There's a little Jim Thompson in all of us)
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To: Sub-Driver

Give em hell Zell! LOL!


25 posted on 07/17/2009 10:44:12 AM PDT by HerrBlucher (All we are saying, is show the BC)
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To: Sub-Driver

I didn’t even make the chimp-racist connection cause gorilla glue is a strong glue, so I was just thinking of bonding BO to his Oval office chair with a strong adhesive.

Guess I’m a racist, but didn’t realize it.


26 posted on 07/17/2009 10:44:23 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Sub-Driver
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27 posted on 07/17/2009 10:44:44 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: RichInOC

Re: “What? That’s what the glue is called.

God save us from humorless morons.”

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Reminds me of the toothpaste I found in a Hong Kong drugstore back in the eighties — “Darkie” — yellow box with cartoon-like black kid’s face on it — imagine finding THAT anywhere in this country.


28 posted on 07/17/2009 10:45:11 AM PDT by CaliforniaCon
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To: Recovering Hermit

Zell Miller’s comments are driving the self-righteous left absolutely apeshit.

Whoops.


29 posted on 07/17/2009 10:45:57 AM PDT by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: Sub-Driver
Yeah, OK. But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue

If Zell instead said "Krazy-Glue" he would've been critized for implying that Obama was insane.

30 posted on 07/17/2009 10:46:27 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Sub-Driver

I recommend Elmers because it won’t hold anything anywhere and I certainly don’t want him to stay there.


31 posted on 07/17/2009 10:46:40 AM PDT by Gil4
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To: Sub-Driver

Why? Because none of the others work nearly as well as Gorilla Glue.


32 posted on 07/17/2009 10:47:13 AM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless, indisputable, and unambiguous clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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To: Sub-Driver
But why not... Krazy-Glue,

That's for Michelle.

33 posted on 07/17/2009 10:48:35 AM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century. I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: NMEwithin

Ironic, as Bush was widely pegged as “Chimpy”. With Democrats, it’s now a racist term.


34 posted on 07/17/2009 10:48:52 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: Cathy

Gorrilla glue is the strongest.


35 posted on 07/17/2009 10:49:16 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Sub-Driver
Yeah, OK. But why not Elmer's, Krazy-Glue, rubber cement, Stick-um or a wad of old gum?

Hmmm, the author has obviously never used Gorilla Glue. There is nothing else quite like it. It foams up and fills every nook an cranny. Great bonding for furniture repairs. I think Zell was calling Obama a broken stool. Which is probably an insult to stool. <smirk>

36 posted on 07/17/2009 10:49:25 AM PDT by delacoert
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To: Petronski

Zell stuck it to him!


37 posted on 07/17/2009 10:49:35 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Sub-Driver

our ridiculously obscene race-card political correctness has gotten us to a point where we can’t even say hello to a minority anymore without being called racist.

remember that hullabulloo last year in Texas about the use of the astronomical term “black hole”, as being racist? Then they said that “devil’s food cake” is racist, because the cake is black, and angel cake is white.

racist, racist, racist.

Welcome to the politically correct world of the Usurper.


38 posted on 07/17/2009 10:50:31 AM PDT by DecentAmerican
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To: delacoert
I think Zell was calling Obama a broken stool.

Larry Sinclair is responsible for that...

39 posted on 07/17/2009 10:51:17 AM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century. I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: Sub-Driver

This writer says that Miller is a former Democrat. Did Miller renounced his membership in the Democratic party or did this writer make a mistake? I thought Zell Miller said he would be a Democrat to his dying day.


40 posted on 07/17/2009 10:53:25 AM PDT by Buddygirl
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