1) Buy a Helmet
2)Put the damn helmet on.
Obama Homeland Security Alert System
Chocolate - Obama cornered
Jamoca - Run Obama Run, they on to you!
Blueberry - Obama promises missile shield to 100 mil survivors
Mecca Madness Pistachio - Obama - Oh Shit! Iran delivers nuke
Yellow Jello Cream - Obama running from Michelle
Pumpkin - Obama gettin' what for from Michelle
Raspberry - Obama being criticized
Vanilla - Obama gamein' on most white folk
Still, “You can’t fix Stupid!”
Best part of the show!!!