Was he Mirandized?
Soldier: "Mirandized sir?!?"
Captain: "Yes Private. The Gelding-in..er..Commander-in-Chief ordered that all prisioners be Mirandized".
Soldier: "Sorry sir. With all the IED's goin' off I thought you said to Martinize him."
Captain: "What!! Where is he??"
Soldier: "He's over in the morgue, sir."
Captain: "You mean he's dead?"
Soldier: "Yes sir. But he's very clean."