Thank you Ted Kennedy! Before the Immigration Reform Act of 1965, the only way I would have learned of this outstanding person from Guatemala, and his quaint and colorful wife, would have been in the pages of National Geographic.............. Yes, friendly and helpful Carlos and his noisy leaf blower will be sorely missed, except by ACORN, which has at least 25,000 "Carlos Sanchez" registered and voting in Maryland as we speak. The gardening service will miss him, too, until they pick up a new Honduran. And let's thank Teddy, and Bwaney, and the gang, for the subprime mortgage, student loans and other taxpayer subsidized loans Carlos defaulted on, and is sticking us with.
(Sniffle) Sometimes we might even wonder how many unemployment checks, welfare checks, IRS refunds, Social Security checks, UI, Workmen's Comp, and SSI checks Carlos, and his fam, pocketed (sob.)