How old is he? Seriously. Is he really young? If not, this should be utterly embarrassing to him.
“How old is he?”
I’d bet chronologically no more than mid-20’s; emotionally, maybe 11. Reporting out of mama’s basement.
Of course we don’t know if “Chris” is a male or female, but it did seem fairly obsessed with Ms. Prejean and Putz Hilton. So maybe AC/DC. I suspect Chris Parry isn’t its real name, either.