LOL...now THAT made me laugh!
rotfl.
Anyway, this article just shows that if someone really wants to commit suicide, they’re probably going to find a way.
All it takes is a sturdy rope around the neck, a lamppost, and a car traveling at 40+ miles per hour.
Last I checked, neither cars, nor ropes, nor lampposts were very difficult to come by.
Or just a rope and a tree limb.
Or just a car and a closed garage door.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, just a cab driver.