Spread the word!
The South sucks!
Stay where you are, you're better off!
I hope that works, got enough damn yankees down here already, and more coming all the time. They just ain't that smart, they tell everyone the South is a terrible place to live as they load up the Volvo all but trippin’ over themselves moving down here....
I’m going to look for Claire’s article about Mississippi and other southern states being the largest donors to charity per capita, despite lowest per capita incomes (and that weight thing). I’ll post it when I find it. Just don’t hold your breath.