And Yankees still don't make it the right way.
Puh-leeze...chili con queso that looks like yellow plastic?
Salsa that has about as much zing as kethcup?
Margaritas made with powdered mix?
Carboard-flavored tortilla chips?
Well you know what a TEXAN fears the most?
A Yankee with a U-HAUL!!!
Difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?
A Yankee visits and goes home—a Damn Yankee stays!