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Sarah Palin: A Collapsed Souffle
Townhall.com ^ | July 8, 2009 | Cal Thomas

Posted on 07/08/2009 1:25:18 PM PDT by Kaslin

The soon to be former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is like one of those souffles my mother sometimes made. The recipe warned against premature removal from the oven because the dish would collapse.

That is the saga of Gov. Palin. Prematurely plucked from relative obscurity by John McCain and touted as a rising star by many Republican conservatives, Palin collapsed. Though she was treated unfairly and in ways that no liberal woman would have been -- not even Hillary Clinton -- she clearly was not prepared to discuss the issues, the command of which -- or least familiarity of which -- are essential to anyone seeking national office.

Palin energized the shrinking Republican base, but could never get beyond them to connect with independents and conservative Democrats who might have taken her seriously had she displayed more seriousness. It is not enough to talk about what has been lost in America. One must speak of a vision for the future and ways to reach it.

Many commentators are speculating whether quitting as governor is good or bad political strategy. Few want to take Palin's word at face value, that she is tired of the ethics probes (all but two of the 15 ethics complaints filed against her have been dismissed with no findings of wrongdoing) and the big media's refusal to examine her accomplishments as governor and the substance of her views. Fair enough. But anyone running for national office must traverse a media gauntlet -- with the notable exception of Barack Obama and his worshipful media disciples. While conservatives can expect worse treatment than liberals, they can prevail with the right strategy.

It was unfair to Palin to have been selected as McCain's running mate so soon after the birth of her youngest child, especially one with Down syndrome, and the pregnancy of her teenage daughter. Either event would have required more motherly attention than usual, but both demand a level of emotional energy that no human being can muster while running for vice president.

If Palin is to have a future in national politics (assuming she wants one) there are several steps she must take. First, she needs a complete makeover. The big media will never admit they were wrong in their judgments, but they might write stories about the "new Sarah Palin." She should hit the books and learn as much as she can about the modern world, history and court cases. She should read newspapers so that when future interviewers hit her with questions, she can dazzle them like a "Jeopardy" champion.

What she should not do is become a cable TV pundit. That's too predictable. Instead, she might follow Ronald Reagan's example and deliver a daily radio commentary. Radio takes the focus away from outward appearance and places it on the substance of what is said. She should write these commentaries herself, as Reagan did, and the outlets ought to include mainstream stations, as well as conservative and Christian ones.

Palin should hire a speech coach and follow that person's advice. She has a pleasant enough speaking voice, but the tone needs to be adjusted, as do her word choices. "You betcha" should be banned from her vocabulary. Such slang may resonate well with some people, but national candidates should have rhetoric that soars and gets attention.

Lastly, she needs a hair, makeup and wardrobe makeover. She is a beautiful woman, but appearance should not be the first thing one reacts to when people look at her.

There aren't many second acts in politics because the media tend to gobble people up and constantly search for the "new" and exciting. Sarah Palin can be "born again" in a political sense and excite beyond her base if she allows herself to be "baked" at the proper temperature and for the right amount of time. If she does that, she may emerge again and this time she'll rise, not fall.


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To: Kaslin

“What she should not do is become a cable TV pundit.”

Yes, Cal, we all know what a bunch of obnoxious know-it-alls the TV pundits are, don’t we?


21 posted on 07/08/2009 1:34:53 PM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: Kaslin

>>>> Lastly, she needs a hair, makeup and wardrobe makeover.
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Is Cal Thomas proposing to be Sarah Palin’s “hair, makeup and wardrobe” guy?


22 posted on 07/08/2009 1:35:28 PM PDT by angkor
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To: Kaslin
I like Cal. In this case I disagree with the bulk of his comments. Some of his recommendations make sense. Some of his observations are petty and misdirected. I also don't need a President who is a 'Jeopardy contestant expert'. Sure, it may 'wow' folks in an interview that the interviewee knows the name of the Secretary of State of Botswana ... but I'd rather have a Leader who can take the data, thread through the noise and garbage, and lead. I don't need a master of trivia.
Or someone who spews out a lot of words without actually saying something...
23 posted on 07/08/2009 1:35:31 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Kaslin

Typical Washington snobs. This was the exact same attitude towards Reagan in the 1970s. Exactly!


24 posted on 07/08/2009 1:36:11 PM PDT by HarryCrowel
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To: kittymyrib

>>>> Yes, Cal, we all know what a bunch of obnoxious know-it-alls the TV pundits are, don’t we? <<<<

Especially those who write political books only “to make money”, as Cal has been known to admit.


25 posted on 07/08/2009 1:36:53 PM PDT by angkor
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To: Kaslin

Whoa, Cal Thomas is now a RINO, Mitt-bot traitor...


26 posted on 07/08/2009 1:37:03 PM PDT by FTJM
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To: El Cid

Luckily, Palin doesn’t waste her time taking the advice of putz’s like this guy......


27 posted on 07/08/2009 1:37:58 PM PDT by Fred911 (YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT)
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To: Kaslin

Cal knows all about collapsed souffles. He wears one on his bald pate.


28 posted on 07/08/2009 1:38:00 PM PDT by Malesherbes (Sauve Qui Peut)
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To: Kaslin

You have to love the audacity of someone who looks like Thomas suggesting Palin get a makeover.

That hair-in-a-can has damaged his brain.


29 posted on 07/08/2009 1:38:10 PM PDT by nhwingut (The media's love affair with Obama reminds me of a dog humping a telephone pole.)
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To: Kaslin

Poor Cal. Looks like senility has finally set in.


30 posted on 07/08/2009 1:39:27 PM PDT by hampdenkid
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To: Kaslin

Cal, go in a corner and lick yourself. Pity the society that regards wholesome as a shortcoming. So sick of these know-nothings.


31 posted on 07/08/2009 1:40:14 PM PDT by mancini
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To: Kaslin

Strange column. Reads like Cal wants an invitation to a RINO marshmallow roast.


32 posted on 07/08/2009 1:40:41 PM PDT by sergeantdave (obuma is the anti-Lincoln, trying to re-establish slavery)
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To: Kaslin
Is Biden prepared to discuss the issues?

The simpleton couldn't even get straight which article of the Constitution describes the branch of government he has been a part of for decades. He also incorrectly stated that the VP job was only described in Article I (he meant Article II as his point was that the VP role was an Executive position) but it is clearly described in BOTH Articles I and II.

And that was just ONE of his many mistakes in that debate; and subsequently.

33 posted on 07/08/2009 1:42:24 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: nhwingut

“That hair-in-a-can has damaged his brain.”

LOL!!


34 posted on 07/08/2009 1:42:46 PM PDT by Cathy
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To: Kaslin
I literally stopped reading this when I came to the first BS point. The writer must have been hungry when writing it. The product of a mind in starvation mode.
35 posted on 07/08/2009 1:43:51 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The Obama Administration is a blueprint for Fabian Socialism.)
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To: Kaslin
Lastly, she needs a hair, makeup and wardrobe makeover. She is a beautiful woman, but appearance should not be the first thing one reacts to when people look at her.

Cal wants her too make herself "ugly" (if that is even possible)? What a load of.

36 posted on 07/08/2009 1:44:24 PM PDT by SolidWood (Sarah Palin: "Only dead fish go with the flow!")
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To: FTJM

Say it ain’t so, Cal. I liked his commentary... until now.


37 posted on 07/08/2009 1:44:57 PM PDT by messierhunter
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To: Kaslin

If Palin is to have a future in national politics (assuming she wants one) there are several steps she must take. First, she needs a complete makeover.


Palin has taken the first step by removing herself from the media spotlight and day to day job of governing a state. How she develops the future steps towards the makeover is up to her and what she deems her role to be.

I think she has at least six years before her next race for elected office will take place should she determine that to be in the cards. That gives her ample time to get her family affairs in order as Trig will be the only remaining child needing close attention as Piper will be in high school. If her choice is not to run for elective office then the family structure maybe easier to plan.


38 posted on 07/08/2009 1:45:55 PM PDT by deport
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To: Kaslin
"You betcha" should be banned from her vocabulary. Such slang may resonate well with some people, but national candidates should have rhetoric that soars and gets attention.

Yes, much like a fist bump. We certainly lapped that up.

39 posted on 07/08/2009 1:46:08 PM PDT by TXBlair (White-knuckling my way through the next three and a half years.)
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To: Kaslin
“Lastly, she needs a hair, makeup and wardrobe makeover. She is a beautiful woman, but appearance should not be the first thing one reacts to when people look at her.”

How understated can Palin dress? The librarian look isn't dowdy enough for you, you want to try to make her look even more professorial?

Palin looks better with an up-do, glasses, and a puffy winter coat than most women would with their hair down, contacts, and wearing something slinky.

YOU CAN'T HIDE THAT. SHE HAS REACHED THE PEAK OF TRYING TO DOWNPLAY THE SEXY.

But I agree that a radio address might be good. Rush Limbaugh has long made the point that after a radio show people talk about your ideas, after a TV show they talk about what you looked like.

40 posted on 07/08/2009 1:47:38 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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