[mmichaels1970]

Why did you get rabbies shots?

Stupid raccoon jumped out of my trash can and got me as I was hauling it out to the curb. Didn't seem like much of a risk to me (barely drew blood), but the wife made me go through the treatment anyway because I guess she figured I'm still worth more to her alive, so why chance it.

I'm now on a personal vendetta against raccoons. I hate the buggers. I haven't gotten me one yet, but I'm patient.

[central_va]

I got bit by a bat and had to get them also. Sucked. Plus I hypocondriacted myself constantly thinking, do I feel hot? Does water still taste good. Why do these goth chicks look so hot to me?

[packrat35]

Just try it buddy! I'm on to you!