"Hi. You are are fool! Your president is weak. I kick your ass....."
Meanwhile. The "ambassador" tries to find his caviar while his staff translates.....
Obama: "Johnnie Carson? I said I wanted Johnny Cochran for ambassador."
Aide: "Mr. President, Johnnie Cochran is dead."
Obama: "He's dead? How come I'm always the last person to hear these things. The next thing I bet you tell me is Michael Jackson is dead."