If you graciously forgive me and allow me to stay, I promise never to post disruptive, irrational drivel materially similar in content, form, grammar or syntax to the following:
I have a job for you (name) something you can do well. Go find someone who is old enough to use scissors or a razor knife and cut out a cardboard computer screen and keyboard. Then draw in the keys and type as fast as you can "I am a troll and will not bother people on FR anymore."
Do it about a thousand times and maybe you will get it.