

I can't find my ass with both hands!!
Baby Got Back
The doggie says:
I wanna be witcha
And take your pitcha
AKA junk in the trunk for Michelle which is amazing since I’ve read numerous times what an exercise fiend she is and has a personal trainer and all.
She could get rid of it by walking a fast five miles each day. Takes 90 minutes. Outside is better but treadmill will do
OMG, what an awful picture! What lack of grace and decorum in a FL. Some people don’t have a clue how to dress to accentuate their positive features and cover up their problem areas.

I have no Photoshop skills, but that pic begs for a Transformers-style job. Maybe into a dumptruck.
(And that poor dog, who keeps getting dragged around by obvious non-dog people.)