“Boss, I am leaving my job in two weeks. Yes, I know I told you I would be here for 4 years, and you put your trust in my word. But I’m not quitting — I’m going to do something much more important than the job you hired me to do.”
“Boss, the job you hired me to do can’t properly be done because liberals ruin everything they touch, so I’ll leave the job in more than capable hands and go take on these idiots where they can be properly dealt with and defeated.”