/johnny
I’ll vote for you!
That's what I was going to say!
You want a waste of money? Here's a MAD idea... Toss out all the life jackets and install .22 caliber pistols under each seat. If ANYONE causes trouble, the rest of the passengers will subdue the rebel and put an end to it.
Besides, those life jackets are just subliminal anyway, right? They're just there to give the illusion of safety at 35,000 feet.
-PJ