That's because you're a closeted homosexual, Mr. Axelrod.
Come out. Gay is the new black. We won't accept you, but at least you can start developing an "out" gay personality, instead of having to obsess on Mr. Limbaugh.
A verbis ad verbera
You like to call me a name ending with "rod".
I'm fairly tolerant, but your gay innuendo makes me uncomfortable.
Maybe you should go down to a bath-house or whatever and make you a hook-up.
Do a online search for some gay message boards, folks will like you there.
That's because you're a closeted homosexual, Mr. Axelrod.
Come out. Gay is the new black. We won't accept you, but at least you can start developing an "out" gay personality, instead of having to obsess on Mr. Limbaugh.