Like all ex's.....you want it all...and the attorneys are the winners...but not this time.
I'm thinking it's you that want it all. You want to walk away from all obligations, repudiate a share for all debt (after having done your share to run up the debt in the first place), take every bit of community property you can get your hands on, and then give the "Who, me?" look when someone questions your intentions.
It the people of Texas really, truly want to leave then I'll be the first to wish them well and offer them a sincere goodbye. But don't go shafting the rest of us and expecting us to sit back and take it.