Actually it's What Can You Say About Chocolate Covered Manhole Covers?. Niven was/is an underappeciated humorist: I laughed over Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex for a week. There's a funny video made from the story here.
51 posted on 06/28/2009 1:49:53 AM PDT by Heatseeker
(Clone Dick Cheney!)