Posted on 06/27/2009 10:23:05 AM PDT by NCjim
A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.
Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.
According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."
"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined."
Both Taylor and Childers were charged by Roddy with domestic assault. Both posted a bond of $2,500 and will appear in Bedford County General Sessions Court on July 15.
A: If you're not Herr's, I'm Frito-Lay.
Cpl Roddy was having an otherwise slow day, wasn’t he. I guess the altercation could have escalated to other, more lethal types of food, however.
‘’OK, fella, drop the chalupa!’’
Food fight!
My daughter’s ex hurled an ice cream cone at her and it raised a bump on her head. FOOD CAN HURT!
Its especially painful on the hips and thighs
Since when are “Cheetos” potato chips?
My son almost poked his eye out with a twinkie once....
Time for Obama to appoint a Potato Chip Czar to oversee these kinds of assault prosecutions!
The comments section of the article is excellent.
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