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Pop Star, Pin Up... Moron
Townhall.com ^ | June 26, 2009 | Rich Galen

Posted on 06/27/2009 4:32:49 AM PDT by Kaslin

I was never a big fan of Michael Jackson. I don't mean personally. Personally, I think he should have been institutionalized. I mean I was never a huge fan of his music. The last live concert I went to was a reunion of the Limeliters and the Kingston Trio which, I believe, was "Presented by Depends".

Which is another reason why I never get invited out much.

As for Farrah Fawcett, I never watched "Charlie's Angels" but any normally aspirated male couldn't help but take a second peek at that poster of her in that red one-piece swimsuit. She was an oddity in Hollywood: A pin-up girl, who worked on her art to become a real actor.

Ms. Fawcett was 62 when she died. Mr. Jackson was 50. In this day and age, both were too young.

We spend too much time and effort, and sacrifice way too many trees when celebrities die, or when celebrities split up. Or when … they run off to Argentina.

If he hasn't already done it by the time you read this, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford should resign. If not for infidelity, then for abject stupidity.

Here's a good rule: If you are elected Governor of a State within the United States of America, and you are married, you should take a personal vow of faithfulness during your term of office.

If you don't believe me, ask Elliot Spitzer.

I know MULLINGS readers think that Republicans are treated more harshly than Democrats when they get caught with women who are not related to them by marriage. But, Elliot Spitzer - a Democrat - lasted as Governor of New York for about 48 hours after he got caught with a hooker at the Mayflower Hotel in Your Nation's Capital.

Former Senator and Presidential hopeful John Edwards will never be elected to public office again.

South Carolina Govenor Mark Sanford disappeared last week. His staff said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail to clear his head after a grueling legislative session.

Yeah. Right.

Turns out he was clearing his head in Buenos Aires, Argentina with his honey of a number of years. Sanford's wife had already thrown him out of the house because she knew about the affair, and somehow or another Sanford's e-mails with the woman, who has been ID'd as Maria Belen Chapur, are now in the public domain.

Apparently "The State" newspaper in South Carolina has had these e-mails for about six months but the editors decided they couldn't decide whether they were legit or not until Sanford took his viaje secreto to Argentina.

The question you might be asking is: How do these morons think they are going to get away with this kind of behavior?

The answer is: We only know about the ones who get caught. We have no idea how many hundreds of Members of the House and Senate - of both genders - have strayed, as we like to say, outside the bounds of matrimony.

But, if you are an elected official and you do get caught you have to pay a penalty. Spitzer resigned. Sanford should. U.S. Sen. John Ensign of Nevada lost his leadership position in the Senate Republican Conference after he admitted, earlier this week, to boinking a staffer.

If anything good comes out of the Mark Sanford business maybe it will be this: It is well past time that the Republican Party needs to hold itself out as the nation's scold.

While it is perfectly within the realm of politics in American to do the "shame-shame" sign when someone in public office of either party gets caught playing out their fantasies, it is not the job of a political party to act like elders in a Puritan church wielding a birch rod when they catch anyone misbehaving - like nodding off during the sermon.

Missourian Scott Charton, sent me a Facebook message last night which said: Sanford's staff misunderstood the Governor. They thought he said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He had said he was tracking some Argentinean tail.

Once an AP bureau chief, always and AP bureau chief.


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1 posted on 06/27/2009 4:32:49 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
Wacko Jacko wasn't a moron.He was a worthless,amoral pervert who could dance.
2 posted on 06/27/2009 4:38:05 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Kaslin

I was never a big fan of him neither, but I do remember having to do infantry while listening to his songs. My company commander loved his music.


3 posted on 06/27/2009 4:39:25 AM PDT by navygal (Palin 2012, change you will be begging for.)
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To: Kaslin
Not that what Sanford is to be condoned in any way but my rule of thumb is that if The Most Ethical President In History could keep *that* job after everything that *he* did there's no reason why Sanford shouldn't keep his.

And regarding Spitzer...he was with high-priced hookers.Tramps.Streetwalkers.As bad as Sanford's acts were,Spitzer's were,morally speaking,worse.

4 posted on 06/27/2009 4:43:41 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Kaslin
Ooops...disregard #4.Wrong thread!
5 posted on 06/27/2009 4:45:20 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Gay State Conservative

He wasn’t a pin up either. But then, nobody here said he was.


6 posted on 06/27/2009 4:45:48 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Somebody should tell those people they voted for this, but still ask God not to punish them. ~ Þ)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Pop Star=Jackson
Pinup=Fawcett
Moron=Sanford

Maybe you should read the article again.


7 posted on 06/27/2009 4:51:12 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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To: visualops

I refer you to post #5.


8 posted on 06/27/2009 4:52:31 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: navygal

Having to do Infantry? Huh?


9 posted on 06/27/2009 4:56:25 AM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: Gay State Conservative
And regarding Spitzer...he was with high-priced hookers.Tramps.Streetwalkers.As bad as Sanford's acts were,Spitzer’s were,morally speaking,worse

Really? I don't agree. I think Spitzer was cheating for sex. Mark was cheating for love. He was literally in love with two women. If he could have married both legally in the U.S., he would have. Now what if a polygamy vote were to come up in the U.S. and was voted down by the Senate, as President would he have vetoed this (if we never found out about this mess). Interesting question to say the least.

10 posted on 06/27/2009 4:57:09 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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Regardless of what you think of MJ, for a person to pretend to comment on popular music and say the last live concert he went to was the limelighters, well, that’s like Cindy Sheehan trying to comment on Petraeus.


11 posted on 06/27/2009 4:58:35 AM PDT by LS ("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually." (Hendrix))
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To: Gay State Conservative

I think the moron he was referring to is Sanford...


12 posted on 06/27/2009 4:59:14 AM PDT by nfldgirl
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To: navygal

“having to do infantry”. LMAO! That is just funny.


13 posted on 06/27/2009 5:03:42 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Are you in a union job? I'm sorry to hear that.)
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To: napscoordinator

If he could have married both legally in the U.S., he would have

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I don’t believe wife #1 would have been in favor of this option, but probably Sin-a-tor would have been.

Trying to love two women in like a ball and chain, one has his love the other has his name...an old country western song by the Oak Ridge Boys


14 posted on 06/27/2009 5:05:01 AM PDT by not2worry (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND)
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To: Gay State Conservative

I’m not sure I see the distinction.


15 posted on 06/27/2009 5:07:10 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Are you in a union job? I'm sorry to hear that.)
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To: Kaslin
It is well past time that the Republican Party needs to hold itself out as the nation's scold...
While it is perfectly within the realm of politics in America to do the "shame-shame" sign when someone in public office of either party gets caught playing out their fantasies, it is not the job of a political party to act like elders in a Puritan church wielding a birch rod when they catch anyone misbehaving - like nodding off during the sermon.

If you're not just mindlessly parroting the liberal mythology, you'll give us specific examples and then tell us what the alternative to "holding itself out as the nation's scold" might be.
Conservatives stand for morality. When someone lapses, we don't approve. Why depict that as antiquated and deserving of ridicule? Do you write for a college "newspaper?"

16 posted on 06/27/2009 5:17:52 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Rent this space.)
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To: Kaslin

"They thought he said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He had said he was tracking some Argentinean tail."

LOL! Now that is funny....

17 posted on 06/27/2009 5:22:01 AM PDT by BullDog108 (A Smith & Wesson beats four aces)
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To: Gay State Conservative

The difference is Spitzer broke the law.


18 posted on 06/27/2009 5:31:29 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: Gay State Conservative

My post was to your number #2 unless that one was also wrong thread?


19 posted on 06/27/2009 5:34:19 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Michael Jackson would have faded into pedophile obscurity without Quincy Jones...The “King of Pop” didn’t write and produce those hits...Jones did.


20 posted on 06/27/2009 5:35:37 AM PDT by ez ("Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton)
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