[Quix]

I think you are conflating things.

The Israelites were afflicted with hemorrhoids once for a particular disobedience. And, God then decreed that some gold models of hemorrhoids be made and placed in the Ark.

I don’t recall a single reference to anyone getting hemorrhoids from carrying the Ark as instructed.

[Ditter]

HEMORRHOIDS?????? That is in the Bible? Where? I want to read it.

[demshateGod]

I Samuel 5 and 6. It was the Philistines who got them and had to make golden emerods. It wasn’t just for carrying it incorrectly but for having it.

http://www.blueletterbible.org/Bible.cfm?b=1Sa&c=5&v=1&t=KJV

[Hot Tabasco]

I don’t recall a single reference to anyone getting hemorrhoids from carrying the Ark as instructed.

Hernias maybe but definitely no hemorrhoids.....