ROTFLMAO!!!!
Even if this ModVanity is way old.
This must have been posted by the Mod who interjects into discussions and way hilarious!
Since then I was demoted to Admin Moderator. It takes 7 years (hamster years) to become Sidebar Moderator, and once the demotion kicks in, you can never be SM again.
I was rescued by some natives and taken to an exotic South Pacific island and nursed back to health.
Sailed around for quite some time, feigning continuing injuries so I could keep being nursed by the natives in Grass Skirt Nurse uniforms. They crewed the Sidebar Yacht.
Admin Moderators must share a Bentley for transportation.
Not that bad, but we miss the crew on the Yacht.