[Admin Moderator]

Very sad news indeed. We'll miss old Sidebar...

With that said.. please check to see if a story is fake before posting it. Jeff Goldblum and Mel Gibson are still alive.

[Miss Behave]

Wait, whuuhh???

[toldyou]

It is so unfortunate when those beautiful and expensive yachts are lost.

[Liberty Valance]

Dang. The sidebar moderator was my favorite. ;o(

[Kevmo]

So... when are you going to respond and say, “the rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated”... ?

[clyde260]

You! YOU! Sooo contrite, yeah right! You did IT! OMG, YOU did IT! A conspiracy against Sidebar! Sidebar told me how jealous you were that he only had to monitor headlines, but you had all that text, and said if anything ever happened to him that I should go to the ...

No - NO! You’ll not find me till I’ve turned it all over to Goldblum. He will get you!

Jim, are you listening? JIM!?!?!?!?

[Vaquero]

I heard on Fox that people barbecuing nearby saw distinct missile contrails

[NonLinear]

OMG!

I’m stuned! Was it due to beeber failure?

Btw, wasn’t that your brother? I couldn’t help but notice the shared last name.

Anyhow, I read another article that suggested that there was a contingent of rare Spork Weasels on board, bound for Thailand. Sadly, all weasels were lost as they are notoriously poor swimmers.

[brityank]

"It is believed that a fire erupted on board as a result of turbulent waters and high winds. "

I always knew that the Monitors here were impressive, but I never realised they are all-powerful!

[CholeraJoe]

The Spork Weasel has stopped eating. It is distraught with grief.

[tiredoflaundry]

This is such sad news.
Sidebar was my best customer at the “Levin Lounge”. I’ll miss our conversations in the morning as I dragged Sidebar out of the back room , covered in peanut shells.

So very sad.

[b4its2late]

Isn’t it possible though that Sidebar is floating out their by his lonesome?

[Arrowhead1952]

Well, can you verify that Anna Nichole Smith is still dead too then?

[AU72]

Damn. I had Sidebar in Howie Carr’s Death Pool, but Farrah and MJ beat me out.

[lormand]

I won’t miss him. I think he gave me a warning once, and I’m still holding a grudge ;)

[sweetiepiezer]

IS this series?

[NellieMae]

Well, my theory is that he probably faked his death so that he can start a new life without having to be bothered with all of the trolls that have infested this site.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Can we knead any life-jackets on the long-lived thread?

[Lucky9teen]

He was an icon in his own right and will be missed. ;)

[musicman]

"Luxury yacht sinks off coast of St. Tropez France Sidebar Moderator reported missing..."

[SunkenCiv]

Great, now I've got "Bain de Soleil (for the St. Tropez tan)" humming through my mind...

• BREAKING: [Fill in the blank] falls to his death in New Zealand!